Because I found THIS! I was looking around Barnes & Noble in my area for awhile, and found this funny little box in the Humor isle. It comes with a book (Med School in 96 pages) and several cards to help you memorize different facts. It also has "Mini-Medical Boards" and a Diploma for you to show all of your friends how lame you are. I love lame stuff. Especially lame jokes and lame pick up lines. So this, for me, is another thing on my christmas list.